uhh...got any carrot in ya?

Luckily I'm vegetarian.

Uh, that trailing withered root might be cause for alarm .

Anyway, her legs are crossed, so nothing happening.

Hey, what's that growth in his hip? Is he trying to "get a little on the side?"

Kids, how many times do we have to tell you to knock first when the door's closed and not just come barging in?

Ask anyone who's had kids...

I also was reminded of the following verse from John Prine's song "Dear Abby"

Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
Well I never thought
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
Signed Just Married

If you'd like another picture to caption today, link here.

And look around at the rest of GM's site while you're over there. It's my other fave.

Don't want to monopolize, but I just thought of another caption...

(Left carrot to right): Funny, you don't look Jewish!

You look like you've got a little "drip" problem, better cap that carrot.

David: Let me get this right. You want 400 of these for a dowry?

Saul: Yes. I suggest killing the Philistines before you start the collecting. Trust me, it's so much easier that way.

She (left): You're a fruit, aren't you?

He (right): I am not!!! I'm a vegetable!!!

She (left): Like that's any better?

She: That's an old wife's tale...you won't go blind.

He: It doesn't matter. I'm good for your eyesight.

"Stacy's vagina monologue applies to carrots too!"

OK, now what do I win? LOLOL ;-)

OH wait...that caption just didn't come out right. Damn, sorry bout that. I had second thought hit me AFTER I hit "publish". I am hoping NO ONE else gets the second thought first.

The "Stacy's vagina monologue applies to carrots too!" is what the girl CARROT is saying to boy CARROT.

Oh hell, you know what I mean.

Man, I am tired and need to go to bed.

oh come on people!!! Get it? Got any carrot in ya? No respect! I guess JeffH's was funnier...Oh well.