August 26, 2005


Because Moonbats seem to have an issue with the whole love/monogamy thing, I've asked Right Thinking Girl to pull this out of her archives for me:

We, the Conservative Girls Who Love To Fuck, do hold
these truths to be self-evident: that all conservative
girls in America/Canada have a right to embrace our
sexuality, that our sexuality does inform our
political opinions but does not invalidate our
criticisms of deviant sexual practices; and that our
conservative opinions support our fucking practices.

The hateful stereotype of the conservative girl who is
a cold fish must halt immediately. We ask that the
public acknowlege that Conservative Girls are as
freaky as the liberal muliebrity. Our love of fucking
is exclusive to one man; under no circumstances should
our love of fucking be viewed as promiscuous. Our love
of fucking is a natural, healthy expression of our
sexuality. The time has passed when Conservative Girls
Who Love To Fuck have been viewed as abnormal. We ask
that the people of the United States and Canada allow
Conservive Girls the freedom to fuck without judgement
from others, without interference from the government,
and without guilt.

On this day we do affirm:


This Housewife

Posted by Stacy at August 26, 2005 05:55 PM | TrackBack


I laughed so hard I almost soiled myself

Posted by: Not Dick but Richard at August 26, 2005 07:30 PM

I'll drink to that!

Posted by: E.M. at August 26, 2005 08:41 PM

Well said. Sex is not dirty. But lots of very dirty people have sex. Some idiotarian hypocrites don't seem to understand the distinction.

Posted by: Jeff H at August 26, 2005 09:02 PM

Its funny you mention hypocracy. I really don't see much difference in sexual behaviour between the parties, except the Dems are a bit less discrete.

Its easier to talk the rhetoric than it is to walk the rhetoric

Posted by: Not Dick but Richard at August 26, 2005 09:50 PM

Is "hypocracy" a form of government led by hippopotami?

Posted by: Jeff H at August 26, 2005 10:38 PM

Very Clear.

Posted by: Paul of York at August 26, 2005 10:50 PM

Indulge me, since my first post was kind of a test, and I thank you.
I am proud to see conservative women stand toe to toe, eye to eye with any other woman or man that want to try and stare them down, with looks or language. To put a tag on them sexually because of their political beliefs. It's "very clear' to everyone now if it's wasn't before, you better find something else to attack them on. Sex ain't it.

Posted by: Paul of York at August 26, 2005 11:30 PM

And, as I commented on Right Girl's blog back then, Michael Medved regularly cites a poll in which conservative and/or religious women have more orgasms than other women.

Let that tidbit get out and the churches will be full every week.

Posted by: The Exile at August 27, 2005 12:29 AM

Conservatives have more babies, abort fewer, and sleep better. See a trend here?

Posted by: Jeff H at August 27, 2005 11:57 AM

First of all, in a previous comment here, I accused Stacy of calling me by "a degrading nickname", that being "Mister NG". Thing is, where I come from, "N.G." means "no good". I assumed that Stacy was taking malicious pleasure in calling me "Mister Worthless". Apparently that's not the case, and I apologize for jumping to conclusions.

Moving on to the matter at hand, I have long been aware that not all conservative women are cold fish, and frankly I'm glad. Happy fucks to all.

I wish to point out that it is just as true that not all liberal and libertarian women are diseased whores whose hearts are forever scarred by their traumatic multiple abortions. And happy fucks to them, too.

Finally, I wish to express my sincere admiration for Stacy's happy, healthy sex life and for her successful marriage. Married for nineteen years and still liking it: brava! Three healthy children: brava! Married at 16 or 17 and still married at 36: brava! That makes three cheers. I wonder if Stacy knows just how remarkable that third achievement is.

I'm a statistical outlier, too: when I was 24, I married a woman 23 years my senior, and we agreed to an open relationship. Recipe for disaster, right? Yet twenty-one years and four (adopted) children later, and in spite of health and money problems that were more severe than the ones that ended other marriages among our friends, here we are.

Just goes to show, there's more than one way to make a good life. Which used to be considered a "conservative" position called "live and let live", although now it's considered a "liberal" position called "diversity".

Posted by: Mister Nice Guy at August 27, 2005 01:48 PM

Open marriage: does that mean either or both of you have had sex with someone other than your spouse during the course of your marriage? If so, could you explain how that shows respect for your spouse?

Posted by: Jeff H at August 27, 2005 02:26 PM

I can't imagine a better crafted statement of position! ;)

And on top of all else, with the Conservative Girls Who Love to Fuck (CGWLTF), as opposed to those liberal princesses, there's minimal risk of STDs. Give me a principled CGWLTF any day!!

Posted by: William Meyer at August 27, 2005 04:53 PM

Hi Stacy...testing comments.

Posted by: Tammy at August 27, 2005 08:43 PM

- I'm always on call to further the cause of the beautiful, sweet, and intelligent Conservative fems, in deep sixing this frivalous rumor. But owing to the nature of my nickname I suppose such an offer would be redundant. Healthy sexual debate between opposing sex's is always "refreshing".

Posted by: Big Bang Hunter at August 27, 2005 09:30 PM

Howdy, sorry, been gone all day to Water World; you know, the one that was better than Schlitterbahn? The one we flew to San Antonio for? We rode more rides in 5 hours at Water World than we did in 2 days at Shitterbahn. (sorry Muley, just joking. you'll have to come to CO and try our Water World.) Anyway, for my regulars, I've been debating with some of these guys on my Vagina Monologue post. I went ahead and closed comments there because it's pushing 4 weeks in age. If you're interested, just click on the calender, August 3rd and it's there, somewhere. It's late, I'm tired, and I don't feel like linking. See ya tomorrow.

Posted by: Stacy at August 28, 2005 12:33 AM

Thanks for this page. I'm sending all my evangelical Repub friends over to read it - the ones I have and every one I run into on the net. In fact, all the christians who've been exploited by the repubs need to see this page and all the others by what we should call the Money Grubbing Pubs - the ones who are in it for the dough and who use the sanctimonious majority in your party, those poor pious prayerful folk, to make sure the bucks keep rolling in tax free.

Thank you. I am loving the new openness of the pigs in your party. Its time we broke down that wall that let the evangelistas think they had a home with y'all

Fuck away!

Posted by: Toots at August 29, 2005 06:48 AM


Posted by: Stacy at August 29, 2005 10:57 AM

Jeff, I don't actually have to justify myself to you. My wife knows that I love and respect her, and I wouldn't still be living in this house if that weren't so.

Posted by: Mister Nice Guy at August 29, 2005 02:43 PM