Details first: I'm a three digit mammal now; not #999, but #784, or something like that. I can now officially stop blogging because I have reached my goal. Just joking, my mouth is too large to close just yet.
Apologies: With MuNu being shut down for a few days I didn't get my surfing in. So if you haven't seen me at your site, I'm sorry. That combined with MAJOR stuff going on at Cotillion have kept me away from all of you. I tell you these Cotillion babes are really something. I've used words in the past few days that I haven't used in years. I'll be needing a huge bar of soap for my mouth, or fingers, you know what I mean.
Caption this: I will be asking my family to help me decide the winner. Look for it this weekend.
Okay, the weekly purge of my blog in order to keep it clean. LOL But, this time around I had some that were okay to get, so not quite as Rated X this time around. Let's go:
Old fashin hot dog push carts-new or used hot tamale machines-Rhode Island women sex-teenage virgins-pleasing my husband (oh yea, I like that one ;)-hot houswife gone wild-Camp Pendleton housing mold mice problem-hooker porn-14 year old boys nudist camp (fucking pervert)-desperate housewife to wed-seeking desperate housewives-whore housewife-housewife board (again, Googlers, it's bored, not board)-desperate old men-wife kiss breast need-all indian housewife sex-desperate women having sex for money (really you just needed to Google hooker)-housewife porn-hooker skirts-Cologne brothels-10 steps to being a good housewife (Google pleasing husband instead)-need housewife sex-wet and wild girl pictures-nudist hot springs Colorado-rooster killers.
There it is, hope you got a laugh out of it. I'm will be catching up at everyone's sites today hopefully. Take care and thanks for all the linky love, that's why I'm now a three digit mammal.
Come on, you haven't heard of the new, improved "Housewife Board"? You can use it for ironing, spanking, grocery lists, extra shelving, just about anything. Only 3 easy payments of $19.95, plus tax, shipping and handling. From Ronco.
Posted by: Jeff H at August 26, 2005 03:31 PMThat is so much better than the lame Housewife Board joke I was going to make.
Posted by: Nettie at August 26, 2005 11:48 PMDamn, it's been lonely without you surfing. You've been missed, lady.
Posted by: BobG at August 27, 2005 03:11 PMI was looking at the searches on my webstats and I found "Catholic girl paddling". :P
Posted by: Tony at August 29, 2005 10:37 PMTony, now that I condense all of these searches down into one post, I'll get even freakier searches. Fortunately I have the salt to deal with it.
Posted by: Stacy at August 29, 2005 11:16 PM