Welcome to the debut of my weekly venting. Being that I use vocabulary that leans towards the improper from time to time, I end up in Google searches done by those seeking, well, something wrong!! So, in order to make myself feel better and entertain you as well, this post will become a regular feature on Fridays. This list is short being that is only contains two days worth of searches (I was gone, remember?). Enjoy.
Being A Housewife With No Friends
Kinky Housewife Porn
My Life As A Housewife And Hooker
Mamma Porn
Nudist Colony Kids
Housewife Blow Jobs
Board Housewife (wha???)
Desperate Skanks
Housewife With Benefits
As the day progresses and new searches come, I'll update the list.
Board Housewife -- I think that's one of those home improvement shows on HGTV. You know, hubby is gone all the time or too lazy, so housewife has to repanel the rec room herself.
Posted by: Muley at August 12, 2005 12:05 PMI've experienced much worse of course, but I thought that was funny.
Posted by: Stacy at August 12, 2005 02:25 PMI don't get it.
I understand that low lifes do a search on a word or phrase that may list your site in Google and lead them to you.
But how would you know? Do they say something?
You don't need to waste time telling me, seriously, eventually the piano will fall and I'll get it. In a daze right now though and thought I'd mention my ignorrance. Why? I don't know..
I have two meters on my site. Stat Counter and Site Meter. They measure all your hits and where they came from. It's very easy to install and it lets you know who's been coming by to visit.
Posted by: Stacy at August 12, 2005 05:12 PMI still have a question or two but I'll stop bothering you. I have something similar in a counter. But I don't know what words they had searched to get to my site.
(Paul sits on the ground, looks up and says, *it's not you, it's me*)
Yeah, I get those too.
Posted by: Housewife at August 12, 2005 11:28 PMOkay, back to the subject of this post, the other ones I can see but the First and Last? What's with them?
Let me tell you lowlife Trolls, this housewife has plenty of friends who give her reach all around the country. All it takes is a phone call from her and your friends will be without one lowlife.
Okay, maybe the last one sticks too, I mean she has the three unplanneds and one shadowy little girl, what has more benefits than that. Oh, and a husband too. Icing on the cake.
In any event, keep to your sewers and quit fithying up this place. This family is great and we aim to keep it that way, even though she is a little rowdy and subject to surprising.
Board Housewife (wha???)Is that those "lesser endowed" housewives? :) Posted by: Tony at August 16, 2005 01:45 PM
That's funny Tony.
Posted by: Stacy at August 16, 2005 03:44 PM