Romanian Woman Thief Hid Mobile Phones In Her Vagina
April 18, 2005
Romanian police searching a woman suspected of theft found her hiding a mobile phone in her vagina.
They made the astonishing discovery after dialling the number and hearing a muffled ringing coming from somewhere under the woman's skirt.
A witness said he had alerted police when he saw Ruxandra Gardian steal the phone from a customer in a restaurant.
Police questioned the 34-year-old and were about to let her go when the witness suggested they ring the phone to determine whether she was hiding it.
On dialling the number they heard a sound coming from under Gardian's clothes and took her to police headquarters to be strip-searched.
Police officers conducting the search were shocked to find the phone stashed in the woman's vagina.
However, the owner of the phone has since refused to have it returned to him saying it was damaged beyond repair and he would be filing an insurance claim.
Officer Aurel Popescu commented: "I've seen a lot in my time as a policeman but never anything like this."
I wonder if it was a camera phone; hmmm.
I'm still not sure in what manner to take these posts. Regardless, Camera Phone, indeed! If these posts are not meant to be humorous they certainly are now...Character.
I would think the vagina would hold enough explosives to do much harm but I've not read of this method used by terrorists.
If I were the Claims Adjuster, I'd deny his clami just for fun. It was certainly still working.
It is amazing to me, always has been, what can be tucked up in there - speaking of a baby of course - I'll never understand why you woman agree to carry such weight, one that kicks you too!
Makes you think twice about borrowing someones phone for a quick call.
Posted by: Darlene at July 30, 2005 09:08 PMI'm thinking "vibrating ringer"...
Posted by: Jeff H at July 30, 2005 09:46 PMDang! Jeff beat me to the punch again.
Only one thought could be grosser. What if a guy wanted to hide his cell phone? Where would he do that?
Posted by: Muley at July 30, 2005 10:41 PMObviously what ever I have in contagious.
Posted by: Stacy at July 30, 2005 11:32 PMis not in, geez, proofreading free zone
Posted by: Stacy at July 31, 2005 12:45 AM>
Don't forget the tamping effect, which amplifies the relative effect of explosives. Water is the best tamping agent, due to the fact that it fills in any air pockets which deaden the relative effectivenss, and since the human body is somewhere between 50-65% water; a cooter bomb could be quite devastating indeed.
Second thought: wonder how long she has been doing this? I started thinking of the old "brick" Motorola cell phones the Army used to use--I'll bet she doesn't find today's Nokias anywhere near as satisfying...
Posted by: Gordon at July 31, 2005 07:39 AMOMG, sorry but I read the first line and just skipped this article. LOL
What is going on over here? First the penis stories now with the vaginas. LOLOL
Anyway, wanted to let you know I FINALLY got your URL changed to the correct address on my blogroll. Sorry it took so long. Great new look by the way.
Posted by: Housewife at July 31, 2005 10:55 AMY'ALL ARE JUST SICK!!!
Thanks Carol, hope you're doing well.
Posted by: Stacy at July 31, 2005 11:50 AM
I was thinking OUCH myself ..lol
Hi I found this place via Housewife ...very cool :)
Have a great weekend !!
Posted by: presentstorm at July 31, 2005 12:56 PM"Y'ALL ARE JUST SICK!!!"
Really? We all are? What could possibly be next?
Posted by: Paul of York at July 31, 2005 12:58 PMUm, if you open an asylum just so you can yell at the inmates, what does that make you?
;-)
Posted by: Jeff H at July 31, 2005 01:32 PMA hypocrite!!!
Posted by: Stacy at July 31, 2005 01:40 PMBINGO!!!
Posted by: Jeff H at August 1, 2005 08:26 AMwhat a nutt case ... she did nt think of doing the silent or vibrate mode hahahaha
Posted by: gina at August 9, 2005 05:47 PM