Due to popular demand NOT do it, the housewife will indeed be hosting vagina week. Because I'm not a feminist I felt it only fair to post peculiar items of this nature. I will conclude the series with my own version of Vagina Monologue, a nice, clean, virtuous version; not the smut those other women tossed out there.
You're all fortunate though, the housewife and her men leave for Texas on Thursday for vacation. I know, I know, Texas? Yes. There are some places that the boys have wanted to go to for years. So I will pack for my family of five and endure much stress in the coming days all so we can go and sweat our little hearts out in San Antonio. The hotel we're staying at does have a computer I can use, but dear husband would be strongly against it. I will have to lie to him in order to blog. I do intend on using the weight room while we're there, so perhaps I'll cut back on my workout and post a few snippets here and there. Oh, the muscles, that's a whole other post. Let's just leave it with I started taking the supplements my husband has been pushing on me for awhile. Unfortunately it all went to my quads. No more creatine for this housewife.
Posted by Stacy at July 29, 2005 12:59 PM | TrackBackSan Antonio in August! Ah, nothing finer, except maybe, the surface of the sun.
Typical woman: builds muscle below the waist more easily than above. Guys are just the opposite. You think there might innate differences between women and men? Shhhhhhhhh....
I'll shoot you an e-mail about the "downside" of using the term "Vagina Monologue" in a blog post. You may attract some vermin. Other than me, I mean.
Have a blast on your vacation.
Posted by: Kevin at July 29, 2005 01:40 PMGreat! Not having been an observer to the last week of women's "down there" and totally interested in things yet to be learned, I'll be here.
We're fortunate? I think not. You're fortunate, you get to leave your groupies behind and spend a normal American week of having fun even if it kills you.
Chase some illegal immigrants back across the border while you're down there.
Paul, if she chases illegal immigrants in San Antonio, she'll wear herself out. The supply there is endless.
Posted by: Kevin at July 29, 2005 03:56 PMEgad.
I guess I'm in for yet another week of sexual frustration...
Posted by: Jeff H at July 29, 2005 03:58 PMI may have to stop coming to this blog during work hours with all the adult content. LOL
Posted by: Jay at July 29, 2005 04:01 PMI love San Antonio. Could be because I lived there more then half mylife. Well, have a great time and I look forward to the Vaginas.lol
Posted by: Katy at July 29, 2005 09:21 PMKevin, good point, there's work enough for everyone there.
Just her luck another war breaks out and she'll be manning the walls of The Alamo. Don't worry Stacy, helps comin'......
Hey Stacy--
It's a small world! Our family and another family head for San Antonio next week as well for our annual trip to Schlitterbahn. We'll be at Schlitterbahn all day Thursday (Aug. 4), then in San Antonio on Friday and Saturday. Write me offline if you're going to be there the same time we are -- that would be funny if we ran into each other.
Posted by: Muley at July 29, 2005 11:47 PMHave a great time on vacation! You know I'll be back to read whatcha got to say;) I'm going to email you the directions to adding a music link.
Posted by: Paula at July 30, 2005 09:49 AMHave a great time and "Remember the Alamo".
Posted by: BobG at July 30, 2005 11:46 AM