I apologize for my

I apologize for my absence, being a good girl means that the Siren song of my computer must be ignored.

**Quick update** I have previously posted on my husband participating in the "Old Timer's Tournament", he had two first place finishes on Saturday. Because he's an old man he can compete in multiple age groups, and next year he can compete in three age groups. Seeing him in his wrestling singlet reminded why I fell for him almost 22 years ago, yummy!

Today's post is light-hearted I am in a rather calm mood today so this is appropriate. One of the advantages of your children being in public schools is that they come home with better jokes. The following jokes come to you courtesy of my teenage sons, enjoy!

What do JC Penney's and Michael Jackson have in common? Boys pants are half off.

Why are Michael Jackson's pants too small? Because they're not his.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds? Because there's twenty of them.

Wayne Gretsky, Pete Rose and Michael Jackson are all on an plane with children that is about to crash. Wayne Gretsky says "we have to save the children!" Pete Rose says "screw the children lets save ourselves!" Michael Jackson says "do we have time?"

Where else but America can a poor, black boy grow up to be a rich, white woman?

My Michael Jackson trial prediction: He will found guilty, go to prison and commit suicide.

**Just Because You Have The Right To Do Something Does Not Mean That It's The Right Thing To Do**

Posted by Stacy at March 14, 2005 08:40 AM | TrackBack