First Jeff (he tagged me first)
Here's the rules of the "If I Could Be A ..." meme: Immediately following there is a list of 20 different occupations. You must select at least 5 of them (feel free to select more). You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select 5 of the items as it was passed to you). Each one begins with "If I could be..." Of the 5 you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession.
For example, if the selected occupation was "linguist," you might take the phrase "If I could be a linguist...I would learn Hebrew, Greek, Russian, Italian and Chinese." See how easy that is?
Here's the list:
If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an inn-keeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be an astronaut...
Jeff's additions are:
If I could be a world famous blogger...
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world...
If I could be married to any current famous political figure...
My selections are:
If I could be a farmer . . . I would finally get to operate that combine I've been eyeing for years, those things are COOL!!
If I could be a musician . . .I would be an opera singer and play the lead role of Christine in 'The Phantom Of The Opera'.
If I could be a doctor . . .I would travel to third-world countries and take care of sick children.
If I could be an athlete . . .I would be a marathon runner, I love running, I'm just not very good at it.
If I could be a llama-rider . . .I would travel the world and compete in llama riding competitions and give the Afghans a good run for their money.
Now Janette:
Her additions:
If I could be a politician . . .
If I could be a kid again . . .
If I could be an animal . . .
If I could be a tree . . .
If I could be a celebrity . . .
If I could be a librarian . . .I would hack into their computer system and place an Internet filter on all of the public library computers in the United States. (evil laugh here)
If I could be a lawyer . . .I would work for Jay Sekulow at his American Center for Law and Justice and help him with his fight against the ACLU.
If I could be a gardener . . .I would finally be able to grow corn successfully, it always gives me problems.
If I could be an architect . . .I would build structures that people wouldn't have to say "what the hell was that architect thinking?".
If I could be a missionary . . .I'd go to Utah.
Lastly I'm going to combine two, If I could be a celebrity psychologist. . .I would set these people straight and make them realize that they do not have the best interest of our nation at heart.
I will be tagging, be ready.
**Just Because You Have The Right To Do Something Does Not Mean That It's The Right Thing To Do**