So maybe she was just afraid of drowning? Or she wanted some extra weight to toughen those situps?

Pretty bizarre....

Not be crude, but I've heard some guys say "anything more than a mouthful is too much".

What that chick's got is more than a mouthful for a T-Rex.

It shows the tragic results of a life of silicone addiction. It just takes one little "teak" and you...just...can't...stop...

What is that woman doing with a waterbed matress on her chest?

Your site looks good! As far as the sit-up girl, give me a break, I can't imagine anyone would find that attractive.

I'm sorry. Did you say something? I was distracted.

That looks to me like a textbook case of a severe allergic reaction to a silicone bug bite.
So are you here now, or not? You were here, then you weren't, then you were, and...I'm confused.

I am speechless.

What kind of doctor would even go along with that much implantation?! It's not even ethical, let alone healthy.

Where is she? It looks like she's got her feet underneath a barstool or something like that. Is she in a restraunt doing situps?

Okay:

Bill-those things have to be able to keep her afloat; I mean, LOOK AT THEM! For sit-ups she could just do what I do, hold a weight on your chest while doing them. Ugh.

Jeff-you've heard 'some' guys, huh? Come on, admit it, you've said it!

Kevin-ever watch those shows on cable for plastic surgery? It is an addiction!

Tony-yea, they just look like something other than breasts.

Paula-oh yea. Who would want to play with those?

BWH-oh, you would.

Bonnie-I guess I'm here for now. Nice to see you, I've been worried about Carol.

Valerie-that's what I thought too. It's almost like you'd have to go out of the country for something like that.

Von-I don't know, it does look like a restaurant. I just found the picture one day and thought it was hilarious and sad at the same time. You know, like a Pearl Jam song. (elbow, elbow)

Hah!

She certainly never has to worry about finding the floatation device in event of a water landing!