Oh Stacy, you don't really want to know what caption I am thinking about when I see this picture. . .

Anyway, Happy Mother's Day!!!

"Did I hear you right? You want me to carry you across the threshold of the trailer? What's a threshold?"

Another teacher marries her young student in attempt to avoid prosecution.

Michael Moore is excited about his new wife, but her son is kind of "weird."

Mmmm...you smell like peanut butter.

I'm a proud "Budweiser Six". It took six clydesdales to pull me off his face, but he don't seem any worse for the wear 'cept for that neck problem.