October 20, 2005

The Material Hurl

Found this little item surfing around; it's hilarious!!!!

Posted by Stacy at October 20, 2005 05:53 PM | TrackBack
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"...a tired pop icon whose image flip-flops and running life commentary bug like a nasty horsefly biting your tender ass..."

I always enjoy sensitive prose ;)

Posted by: Bill at October 20, 2005 07:11 PM

Most notable to me among her skills has been her ability to take a song with otherwise powerful lyrics (memory fails me at the moment) and deliver it so completely devoid of emotion as to be without meaning. She's done that so often, I'm surprised any writers would let her use their songs.

Posted by: Bill at October 20, 2005 07:15 PM

That is funny, thanks for today's giggle.

Posted by: Crazy Politico at October 20, 2005 09:05 PM

I think #19 was my favorite:

19. None of her hit songs have stood the test of time. Would it really be worse listening to Ann Coulter talk about vaginal itching and burning than hearing "Express Yourself," "Vogue" or "Beautiful Stranger" again? No, it would not.

Posted by: Jeff H at October 20, 2005 10:51 PM

Madonna = bubblegum music for cokeheads.
Stacy, you're in Colorado. Over in Broomfield (I think), there's a guy name of Richie Furay. Pastors a church there. Also wrote some of the best damn music of the late 60s-early 70s with the Springfield and Poco. I still listen to it.

Posted by: bob at October 21, 2005 12:09 AM

OMG Bob! The church where I go the pastor is a BIG name and he and Rich were in that band together. Small world. LOL

Posted by: Stacy at October 21, 2005 12:25 AM

Is it really appropriate to say that a pastor wrote "the best damn music"?

Posted by: Jeff H at October 21, 2005 12:41 PM

Jeff, the Christian version of damn is 'damn'. The secular version is 'Damn'. There, glad we got that straightened out.

Posted by: Stacy at October 21, 2005 07:06 PM