I promise, I won't subject you all to that again. But this is funny; it might explain why Germans are so angry.
Penis News:German Penises Can't Fill The Average Condom
Germany has demanded a rethink of guidelines on condom size after finding its average penis did not measure up.Doctors recently were ordered by the government's health department to check out the average size suggested by Brussels. They reported the overestimated size of the average penis by almost 20% and insisted other countries will discover the same.
Urologist Gunther Hagler, head of the team compiling the research, said: "by checking hundreds of patients they found German penises were too small for standard condoms."On average they were 14.48 cms long and 3.95 cms wide. That makes them much smaller than the standard condom size of 17 cms in length and 5.6 cms in width."
He denied the German man was any smaller than the rest of Europe. And if other countries were to check out their men's assets they would find the average condom sizing is mistaken in its calculations as well.
Some say with this new discovery, Hitler was the last big prick to live in Germany.
Swiped from here.
Posted by Stacy at October 19, 2005 11:31 PM | TrackBackROFL!!!!
Posted by: Jo at October 20, 2005 07:30 AMHysterical!
Though I have reason to believe that doesn't include Gerhard Schroeder....he's a REALLY BIG PRICK!
Posted by: Maggie at October 20, 2005 07:56 AMPersonally, I always use centimeters when describing my...ahem...endowment. 8.5 sounds very, very impressive.
Posted by: Admin Worm at October 20, 2005 09:02 AMTom, you know how to make me laugh.
Maggie and Jo, you ladies would understand why German women would be angry as well. ;)
I'm out for most of the day. Play nice.
Posted by: Stacy at October 20, 2005 10:48 AMI would find this funny, but unfortunately I am of German ancestry on both sides of my family!
Posted by: John at October 20, 2005 02:09 PMSorry to hear that John. We'll just say Americans of German descent are included in this. Hey, I have quite a bit of French in me; now that's hurtful.
Posted by: Stacy at October 20, 2005 02:51 PMHitler was Austrian :)
Also a solution to the small penis size is not to wear condoms. They'd bond better with their wives, they'd solve their population problem, and maybe in a generation or two God would bless them with larger penises.
Posted by: Tony at October 20, 2005 02:52 PMLOLOLOLOLOL
Posted by: Stacy at October 20, 2005 03:52 PMIn that case, I wonder how the french measure up-lol.
Posted by: dr at October 20, 2005 04:37 PMI don't that my mom is "angry" but it sure explains why after moving here she never went back! LOL
Also, you gotta wonder what the scenario was like when these doctors were checking the sizes of these men.
Oh, and also it explains that big sex toy industry there! LMAO
Posted by: echotig at October 20, 2005 05:18 PMI've been a reader of EU Rota, and his postings evidence that the bureaucrats in the EU headquarters in Brussels have swollen heads.
Obviously, these guys got confused and measured the wrong swollen body part to come up with their suggested condom sizes.
Reality check time...did these guys really expect everyone else to swallow their exaggerated sense of manhood?
Reminds me of the old joke about why women have poor depth perception...
Posted by: civil truth at October 20, 2005 07:40 PMI left out a whole word. I don't THINK my mom is angry, is what I meant to say. Thats what I get for sleepy commenting!
Posted by: echotig at October 20, 2005 11:39 PMThat or you were caught up in the imagery.
I don't think any of us really notice the typos anymore. We are all guilty of it.
Well, I'm of Welsh-German descent.
Apparently, very little German descent.
And a whole lot of Welsh.
Posted by: Jeff H at October 21, 2005 12:43 PM