October 13, 2005

Ugh!!

It's too bad hamsters don't have much meat on them . . . . it'd give me a legitimate reason to barbeque her little, ornery ass.

Posted by Stacy at October 13, 2005 05:13 PM | TrackBack
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UGH, indeed! The mere thought of eating one of those disgusting little critters is enough to....

...well, I'm sure you get the idea.

Posted by: Bill at October 13, 2005 06:20 PM

Corn hamsters: shove a stick up its backside, flour it and deep fry it.

Posted by: Jeff H at October 13, 2005 08:37 PM

Deep fried hamsters?! SHHHHH! Somebody from the State fair might get ideas!

Posted by: echotig at October 13, 2005 09:54 PM

I think Darlene already eats them.

Posted by: bigwhitehat at October 13, 2005 10:33 PM

Get her recipe. There good enough that she gives them to teachers.

Posted by: bigwhitehat at October 13, 2005 10:33 PM

Anybody have a recipe for pate de hamster foi gras? Maybe there's a fortune out there waiting to be made.

Posted by: civil truth at October 13, 2005 11:00 PM

Sorry I'm griping about my hamster, or I should say the kids hamster that I take 100% care of. Just like the snakes, lizards, tarantulas, yada, yada, yada. You haven't really lived until you've killed a mouse to feed to a snake.

Anyway, she's naughty and has to be the smartest hamster ever. I keep hoping the cat will get a hold of her one night when she gets out.

Posted by: Stacy at October 13, 2005 11:40 PM

I doubt hamsters have big enough livers to make a pate du foie gras.That would be a lot of work anyway.

Posted by: echotig at October 13, 2005 11:48 PM

Feed the hamster to the snake. Problem solved.

Posted by: bigwhitehat at October 14, 2005 10:16 AM

My daughter wanted a hamster, so we went to the pet store and got this round, fluffy female. We took her home and two days later realized why she was so round. There were 8 babies!

I was so angry, I went to the pet store and chewed out the poor clerk for not sexing the hamsters and segregating them before 2 weeks.

So we raised the little boogers who fought constantly and finally when they were old enough, we gave a few away, and I took the rest to the pet store. I put them on the counter and said: "Here. These are yours".

About a week later, the hamster had another litter of 3. I discovered that the little bitches store up the sperm in their tubes and can become pregnant multiple times from one mating.

I took those three, put them in a yogurt container, put them in the freezer and disposed of them.

No more hamsters for me. They're noisy, stinky and conniving.

Posted by: Tony at October 14, 2005 11:15 AM

Tony, that was just cruel. PETA know about this? This is our first hamster and there will never be another one. I am still blown away by how smart she is. She loves to screw with the cat too; but that one's funny.

Posted by: Stacy at October 14, 2005 11:39 AM

Nope, they don't know about that, and they don't know about the deer from last year either.

Posted by: Tony at October 14, 2005 01:33 PM