It's too bad hamsters don't have much meat on them . . . . it'd give me a legitimate reason to barbeque her little, ornery ass.
Posted by Stacy at October 13, 2005 05:13 PM | TrackBackUGH, indeed! The mere thought of eating one of those disgusting little critters is enough to....
...well, I'm sure you get the idea.
Posted by: Bill at October 13, 2005 06:20 PMCorn hamsters: shove a stick up its backside, flour it and deep fry it.
Posted by: Jeff H at October 13, 2005 08:37 PMDeep fried hamsters?! SHHHHH! Somebody from the State fair might get ideas!
Posted by: echotig at October 13, 2005 09:54 PMI think Darlene already eats them.
Posted by: bigwhitehat at October 13, 2005 10:33 PMGet her recipe. There good enough that she gives them to teachers.
Posted by: bigwhitehat at October 13, 2005 10:33 PMAnybody have a recipe for pate de hamster foi gras? Maybe there's a fortune out there waiting to be made.
Posted by: civil truth at October 13, 2005 11:00 PMSorry I'm griping about my hamster, or I should say the kids hamster that I take 100% care of. Just like the snakes, lizards, tarantulas, yada, yada, yada. You haven't really lived until you've killed a mouse to feed to a snake.
Anyway, she's naughty and has to be the smartest hamster ever. I keep hoping the cat will get a hold of her one night when she gets out.
Posted by: Stacy at October 13, 2005 11:40 PMI doubt hamsters have big enough livers to make a pate du foie gras.That would be a lot of work anyway.
Posted by: echotig at October 13, 2005 11:48 PMFeed the hamster to the snake. Problem solved.
Posted by: bigwhitehat at October 14, 2005 10:16 AMMy daughter wanted a hamster, so we went to the pet store and got this round, fluffy female. We took her home and two days later realized why she was so round. There were 8 babies!
I was so angry, I went to the pet store and chewed out the poor clerk for not sexing the hamsters and segregating them before 2 weeks.
So we raised the little boogers who fought constantly and finally when they were old enough, we gave a few away, and I took the rest to the pet store. I put them on the counter and said: "Here. These are yours".
About a week later, the hamster had another litter of 3. I discovered that the little bitches store up the sperm in their tubes and can become pregnant multiple times from one mating.
I took those three, put them in a yogurt container, put them in the freezer and disposed of them.
No more hamsters for me. They're noisy, stinky and conniving.
Tony, that was just cruel. PETA know about this? This is our first hamster and there will never be another one. I am still blown away by how smart she is. She loves to screw with the cat too; but that one's funny.
Posted by: Stacy at October 14, 2005 11:39 AMNope, they don't know about that, and they don't know about the deer from last year either.
Posted by: Tony at October 14, 2005 01:33 PM