September 22, 2005

Damn Meme's

I had reached a point where I decided I was no longer going to do the meme's; but Valerie tagged me and since she's often seated next to me at the altar of Dr. Laura Schlessinger, I'll comply. But, I put it in the extended entry. It's lengthy, but is has hunky male pictures.

5 Things I Plan to Do Before I Die

1). Learn how to shoot a shotgun, I want to master clay pigeons.

2). Open my own dry cleaning store, I know it's weird, but it feels like my destiny.

3). Visit the UK.

4). Get a tattoo.

5). Speak Spanish fluently, not the chopped up version I use now.


5 Things I Can Do

1). Play the piano

2). Cook

3). Play baseball

4). Kill chickens

5). Handle any type of snake, lizard, spider, insect, rodent, etc., and not be the slightest squeamish, scared or sickened. You kill enough mice to feed the kids' snake and stuff like that doesn't matter anymore.

okay 6). Dance


5 Things I Cannot Do

1). Snow ski, born in Colorado and mostly raised here, and I can barely stay upright.

2). Practice patience

3). Math; if it can't be done on an adding machine, then I can't do it.

4). Sit still.

5). Eat poorly and skip exercise (works in with the sitting still thing).


5 Things that Attract Me to the Opposite Sex

1). Good hygiene, but with an occasional dirt or grease mark on the face, very sexy.

2). Good work ethics, no couch potatoes.

3). Sense of humor.

4). Confident, but not cocky.

5). Cares about what I have to say instead of 'yea, uh huh, yea'.

5 Things I Say Most Often

1). Go clean your room.

2). Have you cleaned your room yet?

3). How many times have I told you to clean your room?

4). If I have to tell you to clean your room one more time there's going to be trouble.

5). You're finally done cleaning your room? Good, now go clean the mess you made in the basement.


5 Celebrity Crushes

1). Oded Fehr

2). Enrique Iglesias

3). Oscar de la Hoya

4). Benjamin Bratt

5). Dwayne Johnson aka The Rock

5 People I Want to Do This Next:

I'll not choose anyone; if you want to be tagged e-mail me or leave a comment. See ya.

Posted by Stacy at September 22, 2005 12:20 PM | TrackBack
Comments

I have been tagged with memes most recently. At first, it's kind of flattering... Someone values your opinion and has an interest in you.

But I was explaining memes to my 15 year old daughter and she said: "Dad, isn't that like a chain letter?".

I said: "I guess it is, honey."

I think I'm going to swear off memes too.

Posted by: Tony at September 22, 2005 01:06 PM

Stacy - Hey, what a team - Dr. Laura, you, and me! "Now - go do the right thing!".
Anyway, thanks for humoring me. Your answers are great - and the pix aren't too bad, either!
I am heading off to take a cold shower right now. . .

Posted by: Valerie at September 22, 2005 01:45 PM

Oh I love your new look! I loved the pictures of your favorite crushes pant, pant!!! Where are you going to get a tatoo???

Posted by: Paula at September 22, 2005 04:34 PM

Jeff forever abloved me from future memes.

I can't wait to move on to the things you say most. Go read mine.

Posted by: bigwhitehat at September 22, 2005 04:35 PM

Ahem...on behalf of my better half I have to correct his typo. Jeff absolved him.

And on behalf of my inner single 18 year old, thanks for the Hottie pictures!

The blog looks good too, very cool how you did it on this first day of Autumn.

Posted by: echotig at September 22, 2005 05:07 PM

It's actually been in the works for about a month. I wanted it as close to the first day of fall as possible.

Posted by: Stacy at September 22, 2005 05:12 PM

Yeah, I don't think my mom would like me "abloving" another guy. Ewwww...

Hey, clay pigeons don't taste good; save the shotgun shells for peace activists.

A dry cleaning business? Are you oriental?

So let me get this straight: if I shower daily, but never wash my face--that's sexy?

Posted by: Jeff H at September 22, 2005 10:32 PM

I said an occasional stain on the face, a bit of sweat is nice too.

Tattoo, somewhere it would be seen. If I'm going to the trouble of getting one I want everyone to know it.

I drive my husband crazy with the dry cleaning thing. I just think people would be happy to see me, not 'Oh My God, we're overbudget and behind schedule'!

Posted by: Stacy at September 22, 2005 11:08 PM

You should get a tatoo of a big white hat.
And Jeff she's not oriental she's just movin' on up.

Posted by: bigwhitehat at September 23, 2005 09:11 AM

HA Ha ha haaaaaaa

Posted by: Stacy at September 23, 2005 10:46 AM

HA! I would have the same exact "5 things said most often"!!!

But eat poorly and skip exercise? That would be my NUMBER ONE thing I CAN do!

Posted by: Beth at September 23, 2005 11:00 AM

Messy rooms aren't the end of the world...

Posted by: Nettie at September 25, 2005 01:15 PM

Hey... what attracts you to shotgun shooting?

Posted by: Shotgun Shells Dude at November 7, 2005 05:09 AM

I've always, for some reason, wanted to shoot clay pigeons. And shotguns seem like they would be a good fit for me as well.

Posted by: Stacy at November 7, 2005 11:31 AM