SYP of NOTADesperateHouseWife has agreed to be my first victim interview. Here's the questions:
1. You can have a dinner party with 3 people, living or dead. (Don't worry none of them stink.) Who do you choose and why?
Martin Luther King, Jr. -- I am fascinated by this man; he alone moved an entire nation and incited emotions from one end of the spectrum to the other.
Thomas Jefferson -- I would like to tell him not to let his personal writings make their way into the public lest they be mistaken for the Constitution.
Eve -- I'd like to bitch-slap her. I hate how she and Adam ruined it for the rest of us. Oh well, it would have happened sooner or later.
2. You find an odd looking lamp and you rub it like mad (you're funny that way.) A genie grants you three wishes. What do you wish for?
First wish -- My own personal island. I could walk around butt-naked and not worry about anything, except the mosquitoes, I hate mosquitoes.
Second wish -- A faster metabolism. When God was passing out metabolisms I must have been in the natural blonde hair line.
Third wish -- Whirled Peas
3. You can choose to be either incredibly beautiful or incredibly rich. (A poor Catherine Zeta-Jones or a filthy rich Helen Thomas.) Which do you choose and why?
That's easy, Catherine Zeta-Jones. She's beautiful so she can find a filthy rich older man to mooch off of until he dies and in the mean time bang the pool guy.
4. You can live until you're 60, be in perfect health, look fabulous and die suddenly with no suffering or you can live until 80 (still looking like Helen Thomas) and suffer considerably. Which do you choose and why?
Stacy, dead at 60. It's not the quantity, it's the quality. That's why every year I take the risk with tanning beds. We could all be wiped off this planet at any time, so while I'm here, dammit I'm gonna look good!! (I think Janette has a problem with Helen Thomas.)
5. You can take an all expense paid vacation anywhere in the world. Where do you go and why? Who do you take with you? (A family vacation or a second honeymoon? Or you could scandalize us all and take a boy toy!)
The Emerald Isle, I have always wanted to go there. I'm not too fond of Europe, but Ireland I would enjoy. And . . . I want the whole gang to go, all five of us. And . . .being that my husband and I married at 17, HE IS MY BOY TOY!
Now here's the rules so everyone can play along:
1. Leave me a comment saying ?interview me?. The first five commenters will be the participants.
2. I will respond by asking you five questions.
3. You will update your blog/site with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
Posted by Stacy at April 8, 2005 05:00 PM | TrackBack