May 02, 2005

I normally deal with


I normally deal with aches, pains and illnesses very well. Continuing forward and not allowing anything to bring me down. But today? I am very ill. I have some kind of stomach virus, nausea, vomiting, fevers, chills, body aches and severe abdominal cramps. I haven't spent this much time in the fetal position since my own gestation.

Entering in and out of consciousness though left me with some weird thoughts. Like that last survey, they program it where every 10th hit the answer is 'Paris', right? Who are the guys who write this stuff? They probably run a meth lab and while the crystal meth is cooking they sit around in their drug-induced stupor creating these stupid tests. I can hear the giggles now. "Let's make this name this answer, ha ha ha." Oh well, call me a contributor to the drug world 'cause I'll keep posting and taking them.

Know what else hit me and seemed like such a good idea at the time? A ghost blog, with my cat as the author. Writing from his standpoint of being the beloved pet of a NonDesperate Housewife. He could write about his adventures lying in the sun, or how he likes to chew on my hair at 4 a.m. to wake me up so his sorry ass can have cat snacks! Oh well.

I had something in mind that I wanted to write about today, it'll have to wait until tomorrow. Better go, I don't think the juice is going to stay down.

**Just Because You Have The Right To Do Something Does Not Mean That It's The Right Thing To Do**

Posted by Stacy at May 2, 2005 06:08 PM | TrackBack
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