{THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMELS BACK}
Without fail, when someone does a Google search for HOOKER, HOUSEWIFE, SCANK, FETTISH OR WHORE I TURN UP!!!! I even recently came up close to the top in a 'meth stripper stacey' search, all three of those words in different postings. So for all of you pervs maneuvering your mouse with hairy palms, GO AWAY!!! Or you can stay and perhaps I can convert you. I am a happily married woman of 19 years with 3 sons; Christian, conservative and mouthy. Geezzz!!!! Sorry I had to get that off my chest.
You just inadvertently gave them another way to find you: "mouthy" and "chest".Google is great for what it is: a completely stupid algorithm that spits out results fast, garnered from literally millions upon millions of web pages. But it fails miserably when the searcher is imprecise in entering their search terms. Most of the really stupid searchs that lead people to my place turn up results from one of my Archive pages; each of the search terms entered does in fact appear somewhere on that Archive page, among the hundred or so posts. Google can't read the mind of the searcher, not even the terribly mindless searches who really do want to know where to find a "hooker bear".Do what I do. Just ignore them. Unless they leave a smart ass comment, then bring down the Fire of Wrath upon them: delete their comment, ban their IP address (in Haloscan--Blogger comments don't allow that). Don't bother with a "comment policy", as Jody recently considered--all you need is this:1. If I so choose, I will delete your comment.2. If I so choose, I will ban your IP address from commenting via Haloscan.3. If you don't like it, I don't care.Jeff H Homepage 06.20.05 - 2:36 pm #
Jeff, with all of the good, wholesome, spiritual postings I do (yea, right), you would think that someone would find me through that. It's looks as if only the sickos do Google searches. Why can't I be found via my conservative thinking? And, I did think about the chest and mouthy thing as I was typing it, we'll see.Paula-over on this side {whistles} I'd be honored if you'd hold my purse.Stacy Homepage 06.20.05 - 2:41 pm #
God must have heard me complaining; I just found a new Google search, it said "Build-A-Bear"+ Mormon. Hey, I'm moving up in the world.Stacy Homepage 06.20.05 - 2:46 pm #
I just googled you using oddball search terms, just to pull your chain. Enjoy the site meter details!P.S. I think it's horrible that searchers can't correctly spell the word "skank." What's the world coming to?Kevin Homepage 06.20.05 - 3:02 pm #
Hey, don't knock the bad spellers. I still get the odd hit from my misspelling of tsunami as "tsumani" in a post title.Paula holding your purse while you beat up some troll. Priceless image.Jeff H Homepage 06.20.05 - 3:05 pm #
Hmmmm my previous comment seemed to disappear when I hit publish ::wonders if he's banned:: LOL Anyway, I just wanted to clarify 1 thing. I didn't quit blogging because I have a fantastic woman in my life, while that is certainly a glorious reason, it's not the only one. I stopped simply because life has taken over, and I no longer get to sit in my chair and stare aimlessly into my blogger post controls I prefer dinner with someone I care about any day, but, I have so many wonderful responsibilities to undertake. Thanks Stacy, as you can see tho, I'm still around FireWolf Homepage 06.20.05 - 3:08 pm #
Just teasing David, I wan't to jump up and down that you're carrying through on your promise (for today at least).Stacy Homepage 06.20.05 - 4:27 pm #
And Kevin, isn't skank one of those words that can be spelled two ways? You know, like the color gray/grey? I never figured that one out. I assume it's the difference between us and the Brits.Stacy Homepage 06.20.05 - 6:34 pm #
I'll hold your purse any day! Hey, maybe I can beat them with my Bible!!! Hee, hee!!!Paula Homepage 06.20.05 - 9:46 pm #
Beat away sister, beat away! Stacy Homepage 06.20.05 - 9:54 pm #
Thanks Stacy for the kind words. Don't worry, our friendship will not suffer. In fact, it troubles me to learn that lowlife are taking shots at you based on your blog (especially considering I encouraged you to do it). The bottom line is that if Jim and I have to open up a can of whoop ass to defend your honor, well, I guess there's gonna be some really unhappy campers in lowlife land. So send them my way, I love a good brawlMills Snowden 06.20.05 - 10:04 pm #
Thank you Millsy.Stacy Homepage 06.20.05 - 10:12 pm #
Stacy -- I hope you don't get mad at me for this. I happened to read this post of yours when I was in a rambunctious mood, and it inspired me to begin an experiment I will either enjoy or live to regret. You can read my post at the link below. Again, I apologize if this seems weird, but your posts many times give me the inspiration for posts of my own.Muley Homepage 06.21.05 - 12:26 am #
I blame Jeff for half of my non-PG site meter results. He left a comment months ago that I still get referrals to. In five languages, no less.Nettie Homepage 06.21.05 - 12:38 am #
Show me a link to that comment, so I can learn my lesson.Jeff H Homepage 06.21.05 - 7:53 am #
Mills, I'm reminded by your comment of Jeff Foxworthy line:If you have ever had to climb to the top of a water tower with a can of paint to defend your sister's honor, you might be a redneck.Jeff H Homepage 06.21.05 - 7:55 am #
Stacy--I've taken your advice and updated my post.Muley Homepage 06.21.05 - 10:44 am #